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ABOUT
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way more than you ever
wanted to know
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1.
Writing
I am a
freelance writer specializing in offbeat takes on familiar topics and
issues -- I go beyond the obvious and dig past the same old story to
offer new insights and a fresh perspective on ideas and places that you
thought you already knew about. My
interests, like everyone's, span many subjects but much of my
writing falls into a few loose categories: architecture,
food,
humor, American cultural studies, American politics . . . and most of
all,
travel.
My articles,
essays, and commentaries have appeared in World Hum (the Travel Channel's
online magazine), The Star Tribune, The South Florida Sun-Sentinel, American
Bungalow, Vita.mn, American
Lifestyle, and other publications. Past
stories include an essay about my culinary squeamishness when
traveling, a
critique of starchitects, an examination of the social implications of
cup
holders, an eater's guide to the Hiawatha Triangle, and field notes
from a
search for Hemingway's ghost.
To read a few clips,
please
visit the writing
section of
this web site.
2.
Getting run down by a
mob of Scotsmen
In December
of
2004,
I flew to Scotland to visit my parents, who at that time lived on an
island in the
North Sea. The town in which they
lived, Kirkwall, is home to a curious, fascinating, and mildly
dangerous
tradition called the Ba' (short for "ball"), which is essentially a
rugby match played by a couple hundred men, with the entire town as the
playing field, first point wins. I was fortunate to witness two
Ba' games, and even more fortunate to live through the experience (with
all limbs still attached, no less). An article
I wrote about the experience appeared in the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.
3.
Research in the field
of Chocolate Croissant Studies
This
research
continues, with new data being analyzed regularly, but
preliminary results suggest that the specimen that most closely
resembles the "ideal chocolate croissant" is that found at Gérard Mulot
in Paris (76 Rue de Seine). For details of the methods
used and
variables
tested, or any other components of this ongoing study, please contact
the researcher.
4.
Starting a web site
with a yeti
In January
of
2004,
some friends and I started an internet-based publication, ProfessorYeti.com,
The Online Magazine of Elusive News and Astute Views (a.k.a. The
Missing Link in Online Journalism). From biting reviews to
lightweight humor pieces to earth-shattering
investigative feature stories, our magazine featured the some of the
most compelling writing this side of the back of a Frosted Flakes box,
with a roster of dozens of the sharpest minds and driest wits
around. The good Professor retired in July 2006 at the ripe old
age of 52 issues. Each and every story we ever published is still
online; please visit
this fine site at www.professoryeti.com.
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